Sometimes it's because we're sleepy, sometimes we're too stressed, and sometimes we just don't know any better. The result? The butchering, often to comical effect, of the English language. Whether it's from a menu written on a chalkboard or a mass email sent at work, the English language doesn't seem to garner the respect it once did.
Rather than forming a crusade to teach good English, I figured I'd simply try to compile some of those glaring mistakes/errors/gross abuses of the language and post them here. Enjoy!