On our trip to China this past June we enjoyed friendly tour guides, pushy salespeople, and beautiful sights (even if seen through a perpetual haze). We also enjoyed the results of attempting to translate Chinese characters into understandable English. English words we got; understandable English, not so much.
If I ever start up a band, "Barbecue Speculation" will be its name. Too bad most French Horn players don't start bands.
(credit goes to my alert wife for snapping a shot of this in a restaurant window as we hurried down the street)